YOU KNOW YOU’VE PICKED THE RIGHT LOST EPISODE TO WATCH WHEN IT’S MOT EVEN TEN MINUTES IN AND IT’S APREADY PLAYED “YOU ALL EVERYBODY!”

I’ve been the target of well aimed spit balls, kicked, and shoved by kids. They destroyed my fully stocked station and caused me to throw away everything that was disposable and everything else had to be sent to the dishwasher and polished.
Their parents encouraged them by not respecting our champagne service and letting us serve them. Instead they’d steal our bottles and just keep them at their table and pour it in whatever glass they thought needed it.

I am a server but I can only take so much I maybe almost cried.
Jesus Christ guys don’t go out to eat if you can’t fucking behave like a good human being,

Why did I accept the offer to work nine straight days and random doubles?
Why am I doing this?
It’s cuz vidcon.

Vidcon you expensive lil thing you.
LOOK AT WHAT I DO FOR YOU!!

WHEN WE TURN UP THE LIGHTS AT THE RESTAURANT AND A TABLE STILL REFUSES TO PACK UP AND LEAVE

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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP AN UPBEAT ATTITUDE THE ENTIRE SHIFT

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ME:

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CHECKING MY ONLINE BANKING STATEMENT

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WHEN MY MANAGER IS TELLING ME ABOUT NEW RULES

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ON THE OUTSIDE:

ON THE INSIDE:

WHEN GUESTS TRY TO LOOK OVER THE HOST STAND TO FIND THEIR NAME ON THE WAIT LIST

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THE DAY THAT I WAIT ON MY LAST TABLE EVER

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WHEN I TELL MY FRIENDS THAT I’M OK WORKING 5 DOUBLES BECAUSE OF ALL THE MONEY I’LL MAKE

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BUT REALISTICALLY:

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WHEN ASKED TO DESCRIBE MY LIFE IN 3 ADJECTIVES

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TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD

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WHEN I SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT:

WHEN I DO IT:

(Source: finnnelson)

sunnys-sideup:

be free, Leo.

be free.

this whole post really helps my soul